Kill the Doctors!

Every time I even start to think about maybe listening to the pro-lifers, one of them has to do something like this:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/31/kansas.doctor.killed/index.html?iref=newssearch

Information on the shooter here
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/06/02/kansas.doctor.killed/index.html?iref=newssearch

Now the flakey Bible-based reasoning on the "pro-life" side would be reason enough for me to take the pro-choice side, but things like this are the icing on the cake. What's their logic: "We think life is so precious we're going to kill people?" And the icing on the cake of this particular killing is the fact it was done in the doctor's own church during a service! Apparently even acts of sacriledge on top of murder are justified in the name of "pro-life".

"Choice" is a loaded word now?

Why do I think most conservatives are nutjobs? Because they are. This speaks for itself...

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2009/01/pro-life_group_up_in_arms_over.php

Abortion Rant!

When I think about abortion, I stop to think "what if I was that woman?"

...which leads to the following...

Me: "Oh gods, what's this hideous parasite growing inside me... it's making my stomach swell... this isn't natural!!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "It's an unborn baby... what could be more natural? Isn't it a wonderful miracle of life?"

Me: "NO! It's making me feel gods-awful... WHAT?! This thing is going to grow to the size of a PERSON?!?! GETITOUTOFME,
NOW!!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "No! That would be immoral, and an act of murder."

Me: "Better it than me!!"

Pro-Lifer: "That's not your choice to make... it's God's choice."

Me: "Who the hell are you to speak for God?!?!"

Pro-Lifer: "Well it says in the Bible..."

Me: "Does the word 'abortion' appear anywhere in your little book?"

Pro-Lifer: *flip, flip, flip* "No, but..."

Me: Then SCREW YOU! Where's that damn suction hose?"

Pro-Lifer: "It's too late for that... we've been talking so long you've reached the third trimester, and partial-birth abortion is
inhumane and ILLEGAL!" *smirks*

Me: F YOU! *glares*

Pro-Lifer: *Smiles, happily reading Bible*

Me: *giving birth* "OH GODS!!! It's tearing me open!!! You wanted me to die!!!"

Baby: "WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "Look at your beautiful child! Aren't you glad you decided to bring it into this world?"

Me: "Somebody make that ugly thing shut the F up!"

Baby: "WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "How can you say that about YOUR OWN CHILD?"

Me: "I DIDN'T WANT A BABY!!!"

Baby: "WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "You don't really mean that?! If you did, you'd have had the abortion right away!!"

Me: *glares*

Baby: "WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "Besides, this child is a Gift From God!! Would you reject God's Gift to you??"

Me: "You know what? If you care about this child SO MUCH, you can KEEP IT!!!" *Throws whining newborn at pro-life freak*

Baby: "WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Pro-Lifer: *runs away*

(Ever notice how those pro-life folks are so eager for OTHER PEOPLE to have kids?)