Tuesday, June 3, 2008

# 4 - Sandals and Socks

Alright, I'm not the first person in history to bring this up, and I won't be the last, but no socks with your sandals! If your sense of fashion has become so warped you can't see how ugly it is, consider this: what's the point of the freedom of sandals if you cover your feet up? You might as well just wear complete, foot-enclosing shoes. Which is what I would recommend: wear sandals to bare your feet, and if your feet get too cold, just put some sneakers on instead. Simple!

Now, I will make one exception to this rule. I can understand wearing only sandals because you have oddly-shaped feet. I've seen people wearing sandals apparently because their middle toes are longer than their big toe, or with other "interesting" foot shapes normal shoes are a bit awkward to fit. So, if you have to wear sandals because your feet are too, shall we say, "unique" for shoes, by all means, do cover the unsightly "uniqueness" up with socks... freak.

Now if you're one of those young guys who likes the popular single-strap Adidas sandals, please no socks! Nip that bad habit in the bud!





NO!







Because you don't want to grow up to be like this guy...







BTW- Behold, the home of the enemy! http://www.sandalandsoxer.co.uk/home.htm

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