"Choice" is a loaded word now?

Why do I think most conservatives are nutjobs? Because they are. This speaks for itself...

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2009/01/pro-life_group_up_in_arms_over.php

Surveilance

Today I overheard a discussion about politics. Now, mostly it was about how the US economy is tanking, and how bad a president Bush has been (thank gods he'll be gone soon!) and other relatively rational opinions. Except then I heard "I don't get what all the fuss about the Patriot Act is all about. I don't have any problem with them listening in on my telephone conversations or reading my emails. If I say something I shouldn't, then I should be locked up."

Well, now I'm going to put my two cents in on what all the fuss about the government spying on US citizens is all about.

It's easy to think "Well, I'm a decent, law-abiding person, so if the government or police or FBI were to start listening in on me, I've got nothing to hide." This is the founding philosophy behind sites like myspace and livejournal, and also reality TV. But it's a terrible trap to fall into. There seems to be this growing sense in recent years that "privacy" is some archaic, out-modeled social idea left over from the Victorian Age, right alongside segregation and eugenics. People who, like me, still consider personal privacy an important right are becoming fewer and fewer in number.

We are treading on thin ice here. Sure, you may think your lifestyle and opinions are perfectly normal, but there is a huge variety of things that while seemingly normal, someone is going to be offended over. For starters, spending any amount of time in close quarters with some friend you thought you knew well (such as a sleepover or camping trip) will reveal that there is a huge range of preferences in personal hygene, including practices that will most likely offend you. It's not too far a stretch of the imagination that some of your routine personal cleaning will offend somebody. Then, of course, there are the parts of one's lifestyle generally best left unsaid: politics, religion, sexual orientation.

I highly doubt you could find 10 members of some minority lifestyle or opinion, 10 gays, 10 neopagans, 10 transexuals, 10 Ralph Nader supporters, ect, who would agree it's a great idea to have "nothing to hide" to the point they would think it a good idea to let their boss and coworkers know such details about their private lives. Now imagine that we had this wonderful "transparent society" where due to surveilance the government knew such details about everyone, including you.

Just stop for a minute, poke around google or youtube or something, and think it over. If you don't get chills up your spine, you are both naieve, and already standing in line to become one of big brother's sheep.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say there will always be a person who would be offended by your lifestyle, and your beliefs. Maybe some prudish public servant on the other side of the cameras would find one of your kinks an offensive "perversion" worthy of stamping out. Nothing like sexual preferences to raise somebody's ire. Maybe some zealot of [insert religion here] would see your faith (or lack thereof) as an "abomination" that should never be practiced. After all, religion is just such a great starter of flame wars, (and real ones!)

More to the point, do you really want the government to know everything that you say all the time? Who among us can honesty say they didn't, at one time or another, blurt out in an angry moment how this or that person should die?

I will put myself on the spot here and say that, while I'm not the perfect model of citizenship, I do vote, and have not commited any crimes beyond a few traffic tickets. And yet, I have, in private, throughout my life, advocated horrible fates to some people. In high school, me and my friends used to draw cartoons of kids and teachers we didn't like meeting horrible ends. Even now, some of my professors end up in the margins of my homework and notebooks, always about to suffer a terrible fate. I have, in anger, advocated the destruction of certain countries, and death to certain groups of people. (Most notably nuking Islamic countries, drowning large numbers of lawyers, hanging terrorists and pirates, and the like.) And that's just the tip of the iceberg!

None of this I ever meant seriously. But if there was a government surveilance program listening in at all times, would they know that? If the people running it had the (lack of) sense of humor of, say, airport security workers, I daresay I would (gods forbid) be in jail already for some "terrorist plot".

Just stop for a minute and think about your own private conversations and tell me you have never, ever, wished death or suffering on somebody. Even if it was just for a moment in a fit of anger. Then tell me with a straight face you would like Homeland Security agents listening in on that, all the time.

Think it over.

The Day the Future Died...

The new year has come and gone, and like everybody else, I've gotten a bit reflective with the change in calendar.

It seems like back in the 90s, everyone in the industrialized world was aglow with the notion of progress, technology, and a brighter future. Magazine articles and TV programming was awash in futurism. For many people in the modern world, the biggest issues facing the world were the social problems we were going to run into from future technologies. Advances, problems and solutions in nanotechnology, genetics, AI, the internet, were on the tip of everyone's tongue. Down to Earth folks who never talked about "pie in the sky" dreams were suddenly striking up conversations about future technology.

And then suddenly, as the change of millenium came and went, the notions of boundless technology, of improving our lives through science, of progress, and a better world withered and died. Almost overnight, we stopped caring about any of that "future" shit and started worrying about terrorist attacks, environmental decay, and poverty. And when the future does come up in the popular sci-fi, it is dark, (in many cases literally dark, as a matter of artistic style), and riddled with grim conflict. And I think I know the exact moment our outlook as a world changed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Dg2eEhB30
*conspiracy theorists take note: at 2:25 you can see the steel buckling INWARDS on its own*

This act struck deep into the soul of the Western world. Progress got a bloody nose when the tallest buildings in the world were destroyed. Some, even in America, began to question our own actions and policies and seemed to take the criticisms of Western society from the Islamists to heart. And all the world's dialogue shifted, from worrying about problems from out own progress per se, to worrying about terrorism, war, and environmental decay. And in that respect, I believe the terrorists WERE successful in spreading a blanket of fear, and spreading their message.

I think this shift in our dialogue as a society could very well cause problems in the future. We have largely stopped talking about the potential pros, cons, and dangers of genetics, nanotechnology, cloning, the social impact of the web, and other emerging technologies. And we may very well find ourselves blindsided by issues from those technologies in the future. In other worlds, if we're not careful, our new vision of a dark future may very well become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Strategy

For two weeks now, the entire gay community has been mobilized against the passage of anti-gay measures in several states, Poposition 8 in California in particular.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/16/us/16protest.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&bl&ei=5087&en=719e1c29c315aea6&ex=1226984400

Great idea... except it's already passed! Much as it pains me to admit it, the fight's done and lost. Time to start thinking about the next one. And with that in mind, I have a little advice to any and all members of the gay community who may chance upon this... so listen up!

Why didn't you think of this sooner? Why weren't you holding these rallies in the two weeks before the vote on Nov 4th? It's entirely possible that if you had made this much noise before the vote, you just might have been able to sway enough people to your side to make Prop 8 fail! Next time there's a vote on gay issues anywhere in the country, think about how awful it feels right now to have your rights taken away from you, before the vote, and get out there it when it stands a chance of doing some good!

Thoughts on Prop 8

Well, Proposal 8 passed in California... like none of us saw that one coming. So now, despite what the state supreme court ruled, the state constitution has been amended, permanently re-defining marriage as one man, one woman... ironically in the state that has the largest gay population in the nation.

Anti-gay state constitution amendments were approved by the voters in Arizona and Florida as well.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/05/state.laws/

So this country is enlightened enough to let a black man be president, (and one with liberal policies at that) but still in the dark ages about homosexuality. Go figure.

Yesterday, I stumbled upon a very interesting article, about the hidden cost of forcing straight marriage upon everyone regardless of sexual orientation... written by an insider to one such marriage. While I already supported gay marriage on principle, my eyes have been opened to the cost to traditional heterosexual marriage, and the nuclear family, by pushing gays to follow everyone else's conventional lifestyle. It's counter-intuitive, but legalizing gay marriage, it turns out, is the best "defense" of straight marriage.

http://www.indyweek.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid:37602

Enjoy the fruits of your labor!

Abortion Rant!

When I think about abortion, I stop to think "what if I was that woman?"

...which leads to the following...

Me: "Oh gods, what's this hideous parasite growing inside me... it's making my stomach swell... this isn't natural!!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "It's an unborn baby... what could be more natural? Isn't it a wonderful miracle of life?"

Me: "NO! It's making me feel gods-awful... WHAT?! This thing is going to grow to the size of a PERSON?!?! GETITOUTOFME,
NOW!!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "No! That would be immoral, and an act of murder."

Me: "Better it than me!!"

Pro-Lifer: "That's not your choice to make... it's God's choice."

Me: "Who the hell are you to speak for God?!?!"

Pro-Lifer: "Well it says in the Bible..."

Me: "Does the word 'abortion' appear anywhere in your little book?"

Pro-Lifer: *flip, flip, flip* "No, but..."

Me: Then SCREW YOU! Where's that damn suction hose?"

Pro-Lifer: "It's too late for that... we've been talking so long you've reached the third trimester, and partial-birth abortion is
inhumane and ILLEGAL!" *smirks*

Me: F YOU! *glares*

Pro-Lifer: *Smiles, happily reading Bible*

Me: *giving birth* "OH GODS!!! It's tearing me open!!! You wanted me to die!!!"

Baby: "WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "Look at your beautiful child! Aren't you glad you decided to bring it into this world?"

Me: "Somebody make that ugly thing shut the F up!"

Baby: "WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "How can you say that about YOUR OWN CHILD?"

Me: "I DIDN'T WANT A BABY!!!"

Baby: "WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "You don't really mean that?! If you did, you'd have had the abortion right away!!"

Me: *glares*

Baby: "WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Pro-Lifer: "Besides, this child is a Gift From God!! Would you reject God's Gift to you??"

Me: "You know what? If you care about this child SO MUCH, you can KEEP IT!!!" *Throws whining newborn at pro-life freak*

Baby: "WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Pro-Lifer: *runs away*

(Ever notice how those pro-life folks are so eager for OTHER PEOPLE to have kids?)

Another State Sees the Light

I'm a bit late to the punch, but I'll post about this anyway. Connecticut legalized gay marriage last week; or rather, upgraded from same sex civil unions to marriage.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/10/connecticut.gay.marriage/

This brings the total number of US states with legalized gay marriage up to 3... though I still have doubts about California's upcoming vote. "Two steps forward, one step backward" as they say.